Monday, February 18, 2008

New Heights of Shittydom in LA


Yes that's real and yeah, its only in LA. To explain, ashleymadison.com is apparently a dating/hookup/you-smell-my-crotch-I'll-smell-yours, website for those that are married or are in a committed relationship. I would repeat that but I am writing not talking so just go read it again. I'll give you a second.....ok so now for the million dollar 3 letter question, WTF? Like, for real? Is this another sign of the impending apocalypse or a legitimate service in this modern day and age? We are now aiding and abetting cheaters. Great. I'm all for the STOP SNITCHING mantra but this is going a bit far don't you think? Wait, why am I even asking you, this is going to far. Yes, America is all about free enterprise, making something out of nothing, pull yourself by your boot straps and all that left handed jazz, but are we ever going to reach a point in this country where the water breaks and we roll back into some sort of half-assed decency and common sense? When will the alarm clock of bullshit go off in our heads and when it does will we have the freakin spirit of what's right to NOT hit the snooze button? Or will we just shrug our shoulders and dismiss it with a casual, "hey, it's a new world." You can let that dog continue to hump your leg but not me kids. The point of this whole diatribe is this. Just because something is new and cutting edge, doesnt make it the shit. Just because its old doesnt mean its outdated. Hold on to some sense of value and rightness and pass that along to whoever you can. Because at the rate we're going, we are going to reach Mike Judge's Idiocracy well before he even predicted.

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